as soon as i walked in the door, it was bathroom duty for me (no pun intended). i was in the bathroom for almost a straight hour. the kid notorious for pooping in his britches decided to bless me with yet another opportunity of cleaning up his droopy drawers and poop on the floor. let me tell you, it is not an easy task removing one's underpants while trying not to drop poop on the floor.
while i was trying my best to keep my calm and collected facade, my wall soon broke down due to five other munchkins running around in the bathroom. there was a poop mine on the ground and i was trying VERY hard to keep the kiddies away from it. not an easy feat if i do say so myself.
speaking of poo... one little girl decided to show me what hers looked like after she wiped. she walked out of the toilet stall, with dora panties and skirt to her feet, carrying a wad of toilet paper topped with a lovely present. yay for being the privileged individual who got to share that moment with her. EWWWWW!!! i was like, "girl, get your booty in there and flush it now. no one wants to see that, not even yo mama." EW EW EW.
on a lighter note, a kid tried to stick my earring up his nose today. i wore my feather earrings and the kids were entranced by them. one kid started playing with them and sucked it in his nose. needless to say i won't be donning that apparel again. i'm just gonna start wearing one of those yellow suits from monsters inc.
i can already feel my immune system weakening. time to up my orange juice dosage.
in the mean time, folks: wash your hands, use your hand sanitizer and disinfect everything you touch. you never know what germs decided to pay you a visit that day.
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